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PostSubject: The Prophet Mohammed   Fri Sep 03, 2010 7:49 pm

Obama dies and finds himself before the Pearly Gates. He is very excited; all his life he's had a secret wish and longed to meet the Prophet Mohammed. Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, Barack meets a man with a beard. 'Are you Mohammed?' he asks.

'No, my son. I am Peter. Mohammed is higher up.'

Peter then points to a ladder that rises into the clouds. Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than Peter, Obama climbs the ladder in great strides, climbs through the clouds coming to a room where he meets another bearded man. He asks again, 'Are you Mohammed?'

'No, I am Moses. Mohammed is higher still.'

Exhausted, but with a heart full of joy he climbs the ladder yet again, he discovers an even larger room where he meets another man with a beard. Full of hope, he asks again, 'Are you Mohammed?'

'No, I am Jesus. You will find Mohammed higher up.'

Mohammed higher than Jesus! Man! Obama can hardly contain his delight and climbs and climbs, ever higher. Once again, he reaches a larger room where he meets a man with a beard and repeats his question. 'Are you Mohammed?' he gasps as he is, by now, totally out of breath from all his climbing.

'No, my son. I am Almighty God. But you look exhausted. Would you like a cup of coffee?

'Yes! Please, my Lord.'

God looks behind him, claps his hands and yells out: 'Yo! Mohammed! Two coffees!'

Keep your trust in God - your government has failed you miserably.

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