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Pick Your Reason

When your friends can't explain why they voted for Democrats, give them this list. They can then pick a reason .




10. I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.




9. I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.



8. I voted Democrat because Freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.



7. I voted Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.



6. I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.



5. I voted Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies through abortion so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.



4. I voted Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits.



3. I voted Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the democrats see fit.



2. I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.



1. I voted Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my a-- that it is unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.

I've been telling my buddies that last one for a long time now.

Oh For God's sake


Lets go through this

10. 4% talk about pulling numbers out of the starfish. How was it that lat summer we were paying $4.50 per gallon and oil company profits were as high as they had ever been??? Not at 4% thats for damn sure..

9. Couldn't agree with you more

8. WTF are ya talking about??? Did ya not see the Fiasco that Glen Beck put on last weekend??? Slap in the face to MLK and anybody that doesn't go along with the hate radio WWE format.. Hell Sarah Palin can spout whatever she wants and most of it is gobbled up by SHEEPLE as fact..

7. Gun Laws.... Last I looked DC was liberated, ya could legally carry in National Parks and all of you small govt. / States Rights peeps got what ya asked for in what is going on in Illinois.

6. Not just Dems spreading Global Warming... But go ahead and make sure we have a well head in every meadow and make sure that none of the 4% the poor oil companies make go in to any type of research for another energy source. Are there still MERCURY ADVISORIES for FISH and WATERFOWL in effect???

5. 100% agreement not even cool to mess with this subject

4. Illegal aliens do take... But do also pay sales tax, property tax, gas tax, and God forbid we create a Crop workers, Hotel Staff or Landscape Union right??? Americans are Union loving sumbitches aren't we??

3. Again redistribution of wealth is great as long as it always redistributes UPWARDS right??? Last I looked it was the R peeps holding up the loan regulations that would help small business as well as continually telling everyone in earshot to put their wallets away because economic Armageddon was just around the corner... Koch anybody!!!

2. Who appointed the judge that did the whole GAY MARRIAGE THING??? Thats right the GOP LION RONNIE the GIPPER

1. Part of the whole OBAMA CARE package is the optilrectomy.... This procedure disconnects the nerve between GOP members eyes and assholes that give them such a shitty outlook on life...