Identification?

President Obama walks into the Bank of America to cash a check. As he
approaches the cashier he says "Good morning Ma'am, could you please
cash this check for me"?

Cashier: "It would be my pleasure sir. Could you please show me your
ID"?

Obama: "Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think
there was any need to. I am President Barrack Obama, the president of
the United States of Am...Erica!!!!"

Cashier: "Yes sir, I know who you are, but with all the regulations
and monitoring of the banks because of impostors and forgers, etc I
must insist on seeing ID"

Obama: "Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell
you. Everybody knows who I am"

Cashier: "I am sorry Mr. President but these are the bank rules and I
must follow them."

Obama: "I am urging you, please, to cash this check"

Cashier: "Look Mr.. President this is what we can do: One day Tiger
Woods came into the bank without ID. To prove he was Tiger Woods he
pulled out his putting iron and made a beautiful shot across the bank
into a cup. With that shot we knew him to be Tiger Woods and cashed
his check. Another time, Andre Agassi came in without ID. He pulled
out his tennis racquet and made a fabulous shot whereas the tennis
ball landed in my cup. With that shot we cashed his check. So, Mr.
President, what can you do to prove that it is you, and only you, as
the President of the United States?"

Obama stood there thinking, and thinking and finally says: "Honestly,
my mind is a total blank~~~there is nothing that comes to my mind. I
can't think of a single thing"


Cashier: "Will that be large or small bills, Mr. President?"

LMAO!